Home Crude

Don't get me wrong, I love HomeGoods. I can spend hours there tinkering about, picking things up, arranging knick-knacks together. But every so often there are some items that get burned to the back of your mind.

This is what shoppers were greeted with when walking into HomeCrude HomeGoods...

As the hilarious Tommy Smythe would say "Hidayoso!"
I'm sorry, did this come from the set of Men in Black or Austin Powers? <<Shudder>>
And how about this sassy little thing...

The Iphone combined with the bad lighting couldn't capture the full glory of this HOT PINK Sateen parson chair. I just don't think there would be a way to minimize this shocking color in a room. All I think of when I see it is feather boas and drunk bachelorette partyers traveling on the subway.